As a Malaysian, are you proud of this piece of Boleh-land? Well, I don't know about you, but I believe some Malaysians really do...
Just like...
The Malaysian drivers, who are notorious for...
racing on the highways with their "Daihatsu Miras" and "Mitsubishi Evos"
swerving in and out of their lanes without signalling
cut queues by using the emergency lane
slow down to "show their concern" whenever they sees a road accident
The the people from Telekom, because...
Telekom is so rich that they could afford to have so many non-functioning public phones for decoration purposes, throughout the country
they provide a "high-speed" broadband service called Screamyx
The pirates of the caravan, for outselling Speedy Video with their latest Hollywood blockbuster titles
The Malaysian Police, for saying "Saya anti-rasuah"
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Malaysia is not that bad afterall...
At least we can...
find any food at anytime, even in the wee hours
impress foreigners with our ability to speak Malay, English, Tamil, Mandarin, Cantonese, Hokkien, Hakka, Teochew, blablablabla
have free education and healthcare
pump cheaper petrol for our lovely kancils
be proud of our national sports, as our very own Nicole David will be the World #1 for years to come
live without fear, as we don't have volcanos, earthquakes, typhoon and most importantly, NO WAR!
Yes, we can~ coz MALAYSIA BOLEH~!
Happy 49th Birthday, Malaysia~!
Happy holiday to me~!
Sorry if I caused some eyesore with those Jalur Gemilang Colours~ =P
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